@Fatgoldfish4

I dunno if anyone else follows Play-Doh on Facebook but you should cause they’re doing some serious damage control

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@WheelTod

[Office]
*Dolphin accidentally dials fax number

Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek

Dolphin:Well, I don’t normally do this. But yes I’m free tonight

@dumbbeezie

Goodnight everyone except the guy who invented that thing that shows that you are typing something

@MandaPie1981

Having been married for awhile, I’m out of touch. Is it ok to date several guys or just one at a time? I asked my husband, he just got pissy

@liv_thatsme

Me: WHO PUT THE EMPTY MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE?

Me: YOU LIVE ALONE

Me: SHIT

@mydmac

Doctor: are you sexually active?

Me: why, what have you heard?

@ArfMeasures

Captcha: Click on every photo of a real tunnel

Wile E Coyote: oh no

@droidbears

interviewer: any interests outside of work

me: war and space documentaries

mom: he means star wars

me: mom stay in the car

mom: nerd

@ruslg1

My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one.

@UmarHSoaries

They told me it was love at first sight during their divorce proceedings.

– Reasons why I drink