@wittwitbarista: I envy the women who can bite their bottom lip and look sexy. I do that and it’s a toss up between “does she need to go to the bathroom and is lost?” Or “is she getting that piece of corn out from her teeth?”
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@__ap5_: imagine being born on january 1st, you gotta wait a whole year just for it to be your birthday lol
@DimpleThakkar: Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre.
@trentistweeting: [all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night
@Home_Halfway: She wears short skirts I eat ham late at night She's cheer captain and I eat ham late at night