@SondraDeeMe: I fake the art of fainting so well my favorite restaurant now refers to me as "Low Blood Sugar Girl" while rushing my limp body to a table.
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@MissNaughty1801: I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass
@Tryptofantastic: by milkshake she means trash and by boys she means raccoons and it’s a real problem in that neighborhood
@rebrafsim: Him: do you believe in miracles? Her: well you're here, aren't you? Him: *tearing up* oh honey, that's— Her: *under breath* and I've been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so
@thestlouisan: All I'm saying is, would it have killed Star Wars to give the audience a peek at the Death Star cafeteria?