*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !
I feel like a tampon… In the right place… at the wrong time..
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I’m teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed.
ME: There’s a dead fly in my soup
ME: There’s a dead fly in a tiny burning longboat in my soup
ME: A cricket bard sings his spirit into the next world
ME: My compliments to the chef
He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street.
*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP
Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon
YOU: Please be aware–
ME: I’m not. I never will be. I’ve never even SEEN a “ware”
Think of a thing.
Theres an e cig flavor for that.
I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate