@SentenceReduced: I feel terrible I sat back and did nothing while 5 "Twilight" movies were made.
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@KeetPotato: me: jim it was a joke sheriff: [crying at his desk] w-what me: there isnt a new sheriff in town, this is just a starfish i stuck to my shirt
@malt_skull: *puts on ice skates* so.. what am I supposed to do with these again? *walks over a pizza to slice it* there has to be a better way
@yonewt: Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong.