@MissNaughty1801: I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all
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@sannewman: Hey maybe the dark matter in the universe is actually all the money that is owed to freelancers.
@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
@AndyAsAdjective: Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was.