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@JocMaxedOut: I follow so many accounts that have these amazing inspirational quotes and I'm over here like....
"I need coffee"
"Wine is my bestie"
"My kids are weird"
"Laundry sucks"

So here's my inspirational quote:
Fight like you're the third monkey trying to get on Noah's Ark.

I follow so many accounts that have these amazing inspirational quotes and I’m over here like….
“I need coffee”
“Wine is my bestie”
“My kids are weird”
“Laundry sucks”

So here’s my inspirational quote:
Fight like you’re the third monkey trying to get on Noah’s Ark.

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