@goodhairperson: I forgot the word "torch" earlier today so I googled "fire on a stick." I have two degrees in English.
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@thatUPSdude: Turns out if your grandmother dies more than 6 times in a year, HR will start to question your request for time off.
@jakob_huber: We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@roxiqt: ME: It's been suggested that you are the average of the 5 people that you spend the most time around. Over time, you actually become similar to them. ZOOKEEPER: Get out of the penguin exhibit or I am calling the cops.