@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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@BraandoCommando: me: this is so crazy it might just work *opens latch to let out hundreds of pigeons that I have tied to me* her: nope just crazy me: *covered in pigeon poo* you’re right I need more pigeons
@Scimommy: Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what "nerd" means.
@MaraWilson: FRIEND: Want to do Escape the Room? ME: Dude like 90% of my life is me trying to figure out how to get out of places I don't want to be
@causticbob: Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.