@MaraWilson: I get all snooty about Great British Bake Off contestants doing things wrong like two years ago I wasn't googling "what is shoe pastry"
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@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is
@Izianikapani: Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball.
@pakalupapito: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
@PAT_E_ROCK: The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.