“Mrs. Doubtfire” is my favorite movie about a messy custody battle that gives way to horribly illegal and creepy transgendered stalking.
I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that’s not a professional wrestler.
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OFFICER: are u reformed?
O: go on
M: I th—
O: tell us
M: can I finish my sentence
O: ok parole denied
IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I
HELLO I SEE THAT YOU SLIGHTLY TOUCHED YOUR MOUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE JAVA?
Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit.
How come nobody’s made an anti-depressant called “Les Miserables”?
I don’t think The Proclaimers realized how far 500 miles really is.
No, takeout goes in the front seat.
You sit in the back.
My fan has two settings:
– Barely moving.
– Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades.