People judge public housing, but it’s cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I’m not sure I see the problem…
i get ignored so much
my name should be terms and conditions
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ME: *hands him blank piece of paper* I think my resumé speaks for itself
Cop: Why did you burn that building down?
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing.
Cop: You’re free to go.
Guard: Sorry, no dogs
Man: But it’s a guide dog
Guard: Oh, ok
Guide Dog: And if you look to your left you’ll notice an insensitive jerk
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin…
TV is so unrealistic. Friends drop by unannounced and people are happy to see them
Girl, get dressed up real nice. I’m taking you to bee disease day.
Just finished a 5k. It took me 4 days and was filled with snacks and naps but at least I finished.
Raised by wolves. Sent to college by wolves. Moves back home with wolves. Learns to ignore wolf-mom’s worried glances.
Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people’s heads saying “The court room sketch artist is so hunky.”