Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now.
I get it grandma. I’m not sure what to do on Facebook either.
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I was like “Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???”
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Me: Can I pet your dog?
M: one more time
S: uh, ok
S: maybe you should get your own
S: we have to go
well this was fun.