@NikiWithIssues: I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one.
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@kumailn: Why didn't we learn about essential oils in school? I mean, that shit is ESSENTIAL. Should've been the first lesson!
@envydatropic: I'm brave but not just grab any shampoo off the store shelf without smelling it before buying it brave.
@truegritrumble: I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window.
@whatmaddness: GOD: u get powers for one day and this is what u do? [every animal now has a startle reaction like a pufferfish] [an obese tiger rolls by]