@dumbbeezie: I got a final Jeopardy question right and now my pinky won’t stay down when I take a drink
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@ehdannyboy: People that start a sentence with "Now I'm not trying to be rude" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly.
@EasilyTempted: If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.
@: The UPS person who always found Wile E. Coyote in the middle of the desert for same day deliveries is the real hero.
@TheTweetOfGod: Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA.