How come Ex-Lax never has coupons for a “Big Blowout Sale”???
” I gotta see this guys best tweet,
I’ll gift him Favstar Pro”.
Said no one ever.
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I made a Tinder account for 1st time ever today for some blog research and it’s going pretty well.
I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.
If you call yourself a “cat photographer” and you are not a cat, gtfo
Play Nickleback during my funeral. Because I want everyone who attends to really cry.
So glad I spent $50K on university instead of saving for retirement; I’ll be the most well-read indigent in the VIP area under the overpass.
My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, “Big pee pee!” I’m taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
COP: can anybody else describe the suspect?
JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees
I got fired today
“you have no idea?”
“I’m confused when did this happen?”
between pre break break and break