“Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver.”
“I didn’t say anything.”
I had no idea parenting would turn me into the kind of person that thanks their 4yo for peeing in the toilet but here we are.
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Me: I work from home.
You: OMG that’s amazing. I want to do that someday! You’re so lucky!
Me: I also live at work.
Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you’ve got yourself a crap horse.
I’m doing my own taxes so I’ll probably be in jail this time next year.
I don’t know what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a cone around it’s neck.
Pull my hair!
No! Just the grey ones.
ad for letuce:
do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water
In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik’s Cube to solve it
My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment ‘our love is priceless’ for under $75?