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@BritXNic: I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion.
@Mikecanrant: Think about a nice pair of slacks. Now think about a panda. Now about radishes. Now about salt. I think you see where Im going with this.
@wolfpupy: if they didn't want me to take the coins off a dead man's eyes they would have moved the gumball machine further away.
@CulturedRuffian: When you're watching Scooby-Doo and the scary part comes on.
@snmrrw: Jurassic park gets weird
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game:
Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours