@TheSkyIScrape_: I hate birds as much as the next guy, but not enough to hold one prisoner in a cage at my home
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@nihilist_arbys: Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap
@NurseSeymour: There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry.