@4owe5i: I hate going to the kitchen finding out that I’m the only snack in the house
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@audipenny: friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though
@ArielDumas: Ok I'll come clean. When people say "asking for a friend," they're talking about me. I'm the friend. I have a lot of embarrassing questions.
@Smug_Lemur: What's it like to have 5 kids? Imagine the noise at a Jamba Juice and none of the blenders have lids.