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@markydoodoo: I hate how commercialized Amazon Prime Day has become.
@mynameisntdave: If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
@bazecraze: I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time.
@SarahKSilverman: From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"
@kikdbakbitch: 7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon.
Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think.
@mostlysharks: in chinese “māo” means cat so when we meow at our kitties we’re just shrieking CAT at various frequencies