@mattZillaaaa: I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate
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@blakeshelton: I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted "Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
@NicCageMatch: Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte.
@_Tempo11: “The fridge door is open!” I yell from upstairs because I’m a woman and I can sense these things.