@theferocity: I hate spitting so much. In “Titanic” when Jack and Rose spit at the sea, I was done. They got what they deserved. The sea did what it had to do.
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@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
@TheToddWilliams: NAZI: Some of us Nazis got hurt too ME: Thoughts and bears NAZI: Don't you mean "thoughts and pra-- ME *releasing grizzly bear*: Nope