@shutupmikeginn: I hate when I see the moon during the day. Go to bed dude.
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@JohnLyonTweets: "I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you." -Liam Neeson opening a Where's Waldo book
@HomeProbably: I always thought that saying, 'the more, the merrier' was referring to alcohol, not people. Now it doesn't make any sense at all.