I hated muffins until I was 17 & saw someone remove the wrapper on the bottom of a muffin before eating one. Prior to this, I thought it was just part of the muffin eating experience & would angrily eat muffin wrappers because… I just thought that I had to.
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I’LL SAY WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH! KEEP ‘EM COMING, BARTENDER!!
*handing me another espresso*
The term is barista, ma’am.
K. U. M.
Just write Jason.”
– me right after ordering coffee
when you burst out your jeans
and then eat human beings
you’re a werewolf
1900: Let’s filter coffee.
1950: We need to filter cigarettes.
1970: We should really filter water.
2015: I want to filter my face.
You don’t have to own a dog to carry a bag of poo around in public. Literally anyone can do it.
According to the Chinese zodiac, it’s the year of the dog, or “who’s a good year?!”
The biggest thing I learned when I got married was how much I made up lyrics to songs…
Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear.
this makes sense