@2tickytacky: I have a kidney to donate. It's not mine, so I don't know much about it.
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@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@runolgarun: Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: is it the body in my trunk? cop: haha me: haha body in my trunk: haha