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@juneohara65: I have a time phobia.
*looks at watch, panics
*looks at clock, panics
*looks at thyme "This I can handle."

I have a time phobia. 
*looks at watch, panics
*looks at clock, panics
*looks at thyme “This I can handle.”

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