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@Tuna_Lover: I have found that a positive pregnancy test will cure hiccups.
@iamspacegirl: birds have hollow bones in order to store their weed and spare cash
@notorious_stars: I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses.
"Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock "
@Dawn_M_: Not all dogs go to heaven because I just saw two dogs having sex and dogs can't get married. Hope you both enjoy hell.
@TitansHomer: "Real men like a woman with curves" - Fat Chicks
@myonlymizztake: When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.