@dumbbeezie: I have jury duty tomorrow so whoever it is, they’re getting the chair
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@ArfMeasures: [Runs into old school friend] Him: hey you're that guy who held weird grudges Me: And how is my eraser?
@TheHyyyype: I have no idea why my downstairs neighbor always bangs his ceiling with a broom whenever I have people over. Does he need help sweeping? I can't right now dude, I'm having a party.
@s8n: If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend