I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find ’em.

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Son: Wow. That’s harsh.
M: I think because there’s salt in it.
S: Oh! The seasoning! I thought he actually used a meat mallet on you!
M: Umm…no…


How many colors and shades is it okay to just call white?

Men: 58

Women: 1


Plate tectonics is just God playing with a Rubik’s Cube


Sorry kids, Santa’s elves only make toys that would sell for under $20 retail.


If your online dating profile says “I don’t have sex on the first date” then that’s why you’re on a dating website.




I don’t think nachos cure hiccups, but I’m willing to test this theory for the good of humanity. I will report my findings post haste


People: cheer up, things could be worse

Anxiety: and here are some detailed scenarios how