@decentbirthday: I have no idea what she's talking about.
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@chloethesiren: ME: I’d like to return this CLERK: Ma’am, we don’t sell… VCRs from the 90s? ME: I bought it here CLERK: At Old Navy? ME: *stamping foot* This used to be a Radio Shack! CLERK: ME: Store credit, then?
@jonnysun: i know a guy who loves saying "best thing since sliced bread" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader