@NourHadidi: I have social anxiety but am toxically polite. I faked plans to get out of talking to someone & then invited them to the fake plans.
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@7_Cents: Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?
@VodkaShorebird: "You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss." - Discovery Channel executive