@good_one_rick: I have the flu. And as a parent, that means absolutely nothing about my day changes.
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@beisswrandon: If he says "you're 1 in a million" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you
@heatherjs: Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
@Thynebear: *cop approaches me* "have u seen this girl?" *holds up photo* "yeah I've seen her, NAKED" *hi-5* "haha but seriously shes in my trunk"