@SondraDeeMe: I have the vim and vigor of someone the age that would use the words vim and vigor.
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@sixthformpoet: If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything.
@patrickhogan91: Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
@Pork_Chop_Hair: Me: I somersaulted down a hill yesterday, just like in the movies, it was so crazy Angel: yes that’s why you’re here
@Parker_Simpson: When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ