Romeo: *is added to DM room*
Juliet: *is taking a room break*
Romeo: *leaves room*
Juliet: *comes back from room break, sees Romeo isn’t there, leaves*
I hope no one murders you..but if they do, I hope it’s quick and interesting enough to get you on Dateline.
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H: I was referring to our children
M: So was I
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No man left behind.
No stone left unturned.
No donut left uneaten.
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me: I make text look like faces
professor XD : what?