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@GrillinChillin9: I hope that if I ever have to call 9-1-1 for an emergency an essential oil person is not the operator.

Help, I’m hurt.

Try Lavender.

I hope that if I ever have to call 9-1-1 for an emergency an essential oil person is not the operator. 

Help, I’m hurt. 

Try Lavender.

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