@Prof_Hinkley: I just accidentally said "I love you" when hanging up with the auto shop guy, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one
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@Phook75: Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S.
@XplodingUnicorn: I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes She cupped her hands & yelled "Shoes, where are you?" I'd help her, but I want to see if this works