They are not wrong.
I just checked Web MD and a heart that grows two sizes is called a cardiomegaly and the grinch is pretty fortunate to be alive.
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Boy, are you a salad?
Because I don’t want you.
I’m at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe***
* 3 cats
** can opener
*** catfood can
73% of being white is looking like every limb hears a different beat when you’re dancing.
May he without sin cast the first stone
[Everybody picks up rocks]
Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin
[Everybody puts rocks back down]
Secret Santa is very disappointing if you’re self-employed.
Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out.
Awww, I remember when I was 18 and thought I was an adult too. Good times.
okay, i admit it. you’re wrong.