@Awk0Tacoo: I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*
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@splendidcynic: Establish dominance at the dentist by hitting them with a rock and asking if THAT is comfortable.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info.
@lilgapeach30: Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven.
@coolbudy1998: If I am taking too long to open the doors for you in summers, it means I am wearing clothes starting from my underwear!