@SoyPastorr:

@fro_vo: me: the opposite of "some" is both "all" and "none", which are also opposites of each other but not opposites of "some" the pentagon: who else have you talked to about this

@MattOswaltVA: couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom

@weinerdog4life: Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog

@agnessaintcalf: Wile Coyote was the original online shopper and helped advance modern logistics and distribution.