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@SeanLowe09: I just heated up a delicious chocolate brownie and put some ice cream on top of it & sat on the couch to enjoy it.

Seconds later, Catherine asked Samuel if he’d like a bite on MY brownie.

I faked a smile and gave him a bite.

Soon after, she asked him AGAIN.

I have no wife.

I just heated up a delicious chocolate brownie and put some ice cream on top of it & sat on the couch to enjoy it. 

Seconds later, Catherine asked Samuel if he’d like a bite on MY brownie. 

I faked a smile and gave him a bite. 

Soon after, she asked him AGAIN.

I have no wife.

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