@allforandrea: I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament.
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@sushimonsterc: My husband coughed and then I coughed from another room. This is our version of echolocation.
@Gupton68: I’m not saying it rains a lot in the UK, but I am amazed we don’t get more medieval-style terrified by the occasional snatched glimpses of a giant ball of fire in the sky.
@SortaBad: My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them
@LukeAdams95: Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago