I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952.

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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don’t think I can keep watching movies



ME: wanna see a magic trick?

HER: sure!

ME: yikes *writes “27 years old and still believes in magic” in notebook*


An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you’re already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car


I’m at an age where I don’t spring into action.
I dead of winter into action.


Juliet: yo I’m dead
Romeo: same
Juliet: OR AM I…


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2) Call
3) Doorbell
4) Urinal Convo
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if there were a zombie apocalypse i’d save a lot of kids but it would be only because i’d need them later to feed zombies so i can run away


honestly if it were raining men I would not hallelujah