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@QuiteQuietOne: I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water.
- 4 year old logic
@Terrence101010: She changed her mind ..
Hope the new one works !!
@samdunsiger: Pandas are seen as useless because they lack energy, they don't have sex and they have extremely poor diets. I am basically a panda.
@BrownDogBlanket: Funny how people freak out over tiny spiders, but pull a giant one out of the ocean and everyone’s all let’s rip it’s legs off and dip ‘em in butter.
@merrittk: i want a ghostbusters movie set in the immediate aftermath of the first one that’s about regular new yorkers grappling with the knowledge that the soul persists past the death of the body, but sometimes you end up as a green monster man
@the_paramedicK: "Avocado Kedavra"
-Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole