“it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?”
yes i am.
“but i thougt u were gona say something unexp– oh wow ur good”
I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store. Life is going exactly as planned.
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