As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, ‘With or Without You’ starts to play. “U2, Brutus?” He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away.
I just put a bra on for the first time in a week and nearly dislocated my shoulder.
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously.
*storms onto stage*
WHERE IS IT
WHERE IS THE OXYGEN
*crowd continues gasping*
all pants are breakaway pants if you’re angry enough
As a Canadian my first objective is to protect the poutine
You’re not a real family unless you all have different names for the same dog.
*our canoe tips over*
in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times
A lot of women think you have to chose between a career and a family, but I’m here to tell you that you can have neither.