@baronvonbike: I just saw a woman with a “Dog Mom” bumper sticker. And while the kid in the back seat wasn’t great looking, I still thought it was kinda harsh.
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@JohnHilsen: Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.
@SuicideBooth1: Brain: She's cute, talk to her... Me: but what should I say? Brain: ask her if she likes meat... Me: What? Brain: c'mon man, do it...
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