@caithuls: I just sneezed and made direct eye contact with my dog and we somehow didn't switch bodies wtf disney??
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@Browtweaten: *As the Titanic sinks* Bandleader: Next, we'd like to play something off our new album Guy clinging to railing: BOOOOOOO
@AnnietheNanny1: A lazy eye is just like a regular eye except it won’t take out the garbage, leaves up its Christmas lights all year and will text someone in the same room.