@KateWhineHall: I just spent the day painting our fence. All I know is tomorrow I better be able to do karate.
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@jenniferfralic: Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today
@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
@OfficeofSteve: You go on cruises when you only want to experience other countries cultures for an hour and still have Budweiser and chicken fingers for dinner