@KateWhineHall: I just spent the day painting our fence. All I know is tomorrow I better be able to do karate.
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@tigersgoroooar: pretty cool how no matter what's going on in the world, a teenager in a Metallica shirt will always look the same no matter what year it is.
@muyrando: If any of my ex-girlfriends are reading this, I want you to know I'm eating chicken nuggets with THREE different dipping sauces, you blew it
@tweetfaver: hey there delilah, oh shit no i meant vicky babe i promise you're the only one no this is not a hickey ?it's just a bruuuise ?