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@meganamram: I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie
@sliver_of: Why do we call it losing weight instead of lightening up?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
@Reverend_Scott: I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either.
@BubblesnBooze: Hubs: You're home all day, why isn't the house clean?
Me: You're at work all day, why aren't we rich?
@LizHackett: When I was a teen, my parents talked to me about safe sex. I'm having the same talk with them about the Reply All button.